did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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