i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
