Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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