so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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