Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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