i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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