I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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