I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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