it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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