Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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