Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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