i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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