I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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