dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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