they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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