You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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