Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
