We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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