the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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