white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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