my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Never underestimate the power of titties
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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