thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
im holly from the hills drunk
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Still dying that you shit outside
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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