I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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