Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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