No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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