I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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