There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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