Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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