once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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