Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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