Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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