I molested 6 butterflies tonight
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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