I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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