Just mADE A PArabola og urine
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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