let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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