How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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