if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
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Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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