Where is the hickey?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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