bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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