I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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