i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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