I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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