so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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