i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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