He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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