Don't you send me to vm
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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