She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
