Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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