In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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