Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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