Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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