i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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