i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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