So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Oh god it's open bar.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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